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Zuletzt geändert von Galgenberg am 23. Jul 2005, 00:55, insgesamt 1-mal geändert.
<null`> ohh ja ich steck jetzt meinen harten pimmel in deine geilen arschbacken ohh
<null`> SCHEISSE
<null`> falsches fenster
<null`> fu
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< Thomas> und was gibts neues?
<@Sven> nichts
< Thomas> et läuft
<@Sven> aber nur ohne Update, oder?
<@Sven> nach dem Update gings bei mir nimmer
< Thomas> mit "et läuft" hab ich eigentlich "es läuft so vor sich hin,
das leben" gemeint
< Thomas> nicht enemy territory
< Thomas> SCHEISS FREAK!
Schizo666 hat geschrieben:< Thomas> und was gibts neues?
<@Sven> nichts
< Thomas> et läuft
<@Sven> aber nur ohne Update, oder?
<@Sven> nach dem Update gings bei mir nimmer
< Thomas> mit "et läuft" hab ich eigentlich "es läuft so vor sich hin,
das leben" gemeint
< Thomas> nicht enemy territory
< Thomas> SCHEISS FREAK!
http://qdb.us/35078 hat geschrieben:<dios> Well, my best friend eric was dating this girl named shana for quite a long time. like three years. shana wanted to set me up with her childhood best friend. i was told she has a great personality and a pretty face. i was quite suspicious of this description, but i said why not. so they set us up a double date to go out to his lake for a candle lit dinner
<dios> So eric and shana pick me up, and we go to this girls house to pick her up. I am totally unprepared, but out of this house comes a girl in a wheelchair.
<dios> So i am pissed. They failed to mention this important fact.
<dios> We get her into Eric's Expedition and head out to the lake as the sun is setting.
<dios> As we rode there and throughout dinner, we really hit it off. She WAS one of the sweetest girls I have ever met. I thought she was great.
<dios> So eric and shana go off from us and leave us alone. And we keep talking.
<dios> Amanda starts telling me what happened to her about how she slipped and fell on some stairs and how she is paralyzed from the waste down the rest of her life.
<dios> The whole time I heard this story I couldn't stop stairing at her, because she was very attractive in the face.
<dios> I was thinking she could be a face model
<dios> (sorry, im typing quickly)
<dios> So, anyhow, she begins to tell me how self-conscious she is and this sad story about she doesn't think she will ever find a guy who is interested in her and would want to have sex with her.
<dios> Me, being the nice guy that I am, begin to feel sympathy with her.
<dios> We talk a little more and have some more wine. And eventually I felt the urge to kiss her, so I did.
<dios> We were laying on this blanket, and we start kissing more. I realize that I am really attracted to this girl as we lay down. The paralysis thing isn't obvious.
<dios> But as we get hot and heavy, she asks me to stop for minute. And asks, "are we going to do this?' i say, sure.
<dios> so she asks me the weirdest question, she wanted to have sex upright.
<dios> i think it is weird, but im into whatever
<dios> standing up
<dios> so i lean her against this tree, but she can't support herself. so i take off my belt and sort of tie her to the tree
<dios> so she is tied to this tree and we do it. and it was great.
<dios> shortly thereafter, eric and shana come back.
<dios> i am in bliss.
<dios> they ask what we are so happy about and everyone laughs
<dios> so we get into the car, and go back to her house to drop her off.
<dios> on the way back, we talk about how we want to meet again.
<dios> when we get to her house, i took her out and put her into her wheelchair and role her up to the door.
<dios> erm, roll her.
<dios> i gave her a kiss at the door and her dad comes out.
<dios> he looked all pissed like i was some biker dude ruining his daughter
<dios> you know, overly protective and all.
<dios> so she goes inside and her dad asked to have a word with me.
<dios> so im thinking im going to get the whole "dont ever see my daughter again speech."
<dios> so she goes and we close the door. and her dad stares me in a face and gives me a $20 bill. so i say, "i dont need that, it was my pleasure. i enjoyed taking her out. you dont need to give me money."
<dios> he says no, keep it. and i ask him what for?
<dios> he says, " the last guy left her tied to the tree."
bash.pilgerer.org hat geschrieben:[nudelmc] nein in U-Haft
[freda] Wieso das den, NudelMC
[nudelmc] Der feine Herr Cybetec musste sich ja besaufen
[nudelmc] dann ist er auf dem Lokalen Straßen fest auf einen Tisch geklettert
[nudelmc] brüllt "FÜR ALLAH" und wirft seinen Rucksack in die Menge
[cybetec] Lustig wars aber..
[freda] LOL
[cybetec] und sitzplätze waren auch wieder frei!
bash.pilgerer.org hat geschrieben:<Arti> Wir sind die Borg. Widerstand ist Spannung durch Stromstärke.
http://bash.org/?540470 hat geschrieben:SMB61890: have u heard bout that earthquake stuff under the sea
Fairies Exist90: no is ariel ok?
SMB61890: i dont kno how to spell the name of it
Fairies Exist90: and king triton?
SMB61890: what?
Fairies Exist90: and sebastian?
Fairies Exist90: and flounder?
Fairies Exist90: ARE THEY OK?!
<Teebeutel> ...der merkel ist das elend unseres landes doch quasi ins gesicht
geschrieben!
Teebeutel> warum beschreiben die beim arbeitsamt die berufe nicht anders?
<Teebeutel> dann rennen die arbeitslosen denen die tür ein
<Teebeutel> z.b. briefträger
<Teebeutel> du rennst von schlitz zu schlitz, bis der sack leer ist..