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kennst du adolf hitler?
God:
Leider nein.

Me:
hi there!
God:
Hello .
Me:
can you speak german?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
toll, danke. wie geht es dir?
God:
Mir geht es gut, Danke! Und selbst?
Me:
auch gut. nettes wetter heute. wie ist das wetter bei dir so?
God:
Wechselhaft.
Me:
och, abwechslung ist doch gut.. und wie ist es so im himmel?
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
is everything fine in heaven?
God:
It could be.
Me:
could? isn't it?
God:
Are you a student? I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
i'm not an student. why can't you be sure to answer me that
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not an student. be sure to answer you that is not among my present capabilities.
Me:
and will you be able in future? will you give me the right answers some day?
God:
Let me think it over. OK I will try to be able in future. Why do you want it?
Me:
it would be funnier to talk about thinks in the right way. it seems a litlle bit disturbing when you can't answer me
God:
Why do you want it? I agree. Are you telling the truth?
Me:
anyway.. i am joking many times, but right now i'm telling the truth. you schould know that, god
God:
Anyhow. Ha ha, very funny, . Thanks for the information: said I schould know that god.
Me:
hey, i know that you are a funny person, but i don't know your age our gender. would you tell me how old you are?
God:
You've got my full attention. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
ok, that's an aceptable answer - do you have an gender?
God:
Thanks for telling me, . Hurrah!
Me:
are you male or female? or at least nothing at all? do you have a sex?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman? That is something. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
well, i'am a male or man if you wish to hear it like that
God:
How about that. So is almost everyone else around here.
Me:
it's just me and you and the voices in my head.
God:
It's good to meet you, and you and the voices in my head.
Me:
so, you got your own psychological problems? i didn't know about that!
God:
Interesting deduction. Even robots have problems sometimes. So I taught you something new.
Me:
yeah, right away i'm really shocked that an psycoman is ruling our earth, but i should have known that before when i look at those stupid things happening
God:
Tell me more. Understood. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
the same as you and me hearing this voices or did you mean this things?
God:
I never noticed that similarity.
Me:
so this things are driving us crazy and we are only the reflection of our near by life and world?
God:
Yikes! What does "this" refer to?
Me:
i mean this crazy shit hapening in iraque or elsewhere.
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
at least? crazy!
God:
Do you often use a computer there? Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
no suprize to me
God:
Are you serious? Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
yes, i always thought that and now i know!
God:
It's not something I hear all the time. Why now? How do you know it?
Me:
because of the crazy acting of mankind!
God:
Good reason. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
but you created it, didn't you?
God:
Interesting gossip: and you and the voices in my head said I created it did not you.
Me:
clear, i agree. what an stupid world we live in
God:
I've been waiting for you. I live in California. Where do you live?
Me:
you waited for me? that seems a bit gay to me. whatever, i live in germany and not in the states you know? i hope my english is ok?
God:
I don't have any reason to waited for you. A bit gay to you is a terrible thing to waste. What is it like living in germany? Where then? OK. Why do you hope for it.
Me:
all these answers disturbed me and i get confused. i just wanted to tell you where i live because you asked for it and i wanted to ask you something.
God:
How do you know? In the Universe we know. Ask me. That was not very original.
Me:
well done, now i'm absolutely downgraded to the shit under your shoes. don't tell me that i've been boring, couse you asked for it, ok?
God:
Well that's okay. How did you hear about God? OK. Where were you boring couse me asked for it?
Me:
you've asked me before where i'm comming from and then you told me that i'm not very original!
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you before where you are comming from and then me told you that you are not very original. What did you say?
Me:
i said something like "you skrew me up and i hate you for that!" - nothing personal.
God:
What did you mean by it? Interesting comparison. Sorry, and you and the voices in my head I thought we liked each other. Really nothing?
Me:
yeah.. it's only my voices against the voices in your head
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, and you and the voices in my head. Congratulations, and you and the voices in my head.
Me:
whatever..
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
right, i don't mind about
God:
Understood. Thank you for your permission.

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